How Would You Feel About A Pussy In Your Pocket 24/7?

A pocket pussy or a small masturbator can be easily purchased for twenty dollars and guess what? Sex will be available 24/7/365. Are you in for the ride?  

A Juicy Pussy In Your Pocket For Less Than $20? Is That Even Real?

Your hand, while a trusty companion, is not that efficient in the times of need. Jacking off with assistance from good old Five-Finger-Sally gets quite dull and rather boring. Let her go. It’s finally time for you to part ways. Especially now, that male masturbators are well spread and widely available.

I know a guy who enjoys sitting on his hand until it’s numb enough to feel like a different person is playing around with your python. Why? Why on earth would a sane person do that? If I know anything about numb limbs it’s that they don’t grab and operate with held objects too well. Ouch.

SO if you are looking for the perfect hand replacer – you have come to the right place, mate.

Masturbation on an entirely new level!

It may be hard for a dude to pick the perfect sex toy. My first attempt was a poke in the sky. You don’t have to go through all that, as I am here to help and share my experience.

As little as twenty dollars will make you orgasm like never before. And I’m not talking about prostitution. We will be dealing with portable pussies here – masturbators that can be at your side 24/7/365. Is that not magic?

What are male masturbators?

Sex toys come in all shapes and sizes. There are dildos, prostate massagers, dolls, etc. Male masturbators AKA artificial vaginas are in the focus of this post.

All in all, a fake pussy, if you fancy, is a portable device for everyone who has a penis. Some basic traits include:

  • A hole on the end (both ends sometimes);
  • Designed to slide on an erected dick;
  • Simulate sex.

Two of the best know types here from devices that mimic an open mouth to buttholes to, I don’t know, basic geometric shapes? The thing is – sex toy design is only limited by your imagination.

Cheap sex

I’m a really cheap dude. I don’t like to pay anyone for anything. That trait and the price tag of somewhat $20 for a pussy were basically what dragged me into the world of male masturbators. $20 is not a huge investment, especially for something as prominent as the constant availability of sex opportunities.

So if you are as broke as church mice – you’ll have the biggest bang for your buck with a fake pussy.

The feel is real!

Yup, most male masturbators do feel like the real deal or pretty close to it. The toy is as tight as you want because your hand squeezing it is the controller. A decent lube will make your new girlfriend all nice and wet, the insides have bumps and lumps just like real vaginas. What else can a man dream of?

Cheaper ones are not the best though!

While easily portable and fun in use, portable pussies are not as awesome as some of the more sophisticated toys. Fleshligts or Tengas offer series of additional features from automated sucking functionality to vibration. But those more expensive models are not as easily portable. If its fun you desire – go for the easily transportable pussy without second though.

Types of male masturbators

All in all there are 4 primary types of portable male masturbators. They vary a lot and most of them is fit for a rather particular experience meaning even the deepest and darkest desires you share with your cock can be satisfied.

Vaginas

Pussies are to your fancy? Than look no further as this section is exactly what a man of your tastes requires. A lot of these devices are replicas of famous porn star vaginas. Take the Faye Regan device for example – that’s a precise mold made from an actress. So if you ever wanted to fuck Sasha Grey – just look her pussy up and buy it online.

My personal preferences:

  • Fayer Regan.
  • Lexi Belle – the design on this one is amazing. Molded with two fingers, the pussy looks like Lexie is spreading the cheeks just for you,
  • Paloqueth Perfect Stroker.

Mouths

These bad boys look and feel just like a mouth and are perfect for BJ fan boys. Slide your massive dick between those lips for the ultimate satisfaction. They don’t really feel any different from the fake vagina ones though. We are only talking cosmetic here.

What to go for?

  • Sexbaby Realistic Mouth.
  • Velvet Throat Stroker (the Master Series).
  • Sasha Grey Ultraskin (by Doc Johnson).

The buns

Butt cheeks are simulated as well for those of you who prefer some hardcore action. There are options for gay guys as well. <Many of these devices are also molded from porn actor models.

Here are some options:

  • Butt Banger by California Exotics (this one has a penis attached)
  • Colt Man Butt
  • Krystina Rose Ultraskin by Doc Johnson

What are those?

There are also sex toys that don’t even look like sex toys. The functionality is the same but appearances are really bizarre. Spheres, cones, shapes or whatever – these bad boys come in all colors and flavors. These toys are cool and usually feel better because guys from the science labs have improved natural dynamics as well as aesthetics. In simple words these masturbators are created to surpass vaginas.

Awesome options:

  • Colt Power Stroker.
  • Maven Male Sleeve by Vibratex.
  • Johnson Exciter.

Maintenance tips

I sincerely hope there is no need for me to explain how to use one. Lube it well, stick your cock in and have fun. Cleaning the device afterwards, on the other hand, requires some skill. If you wish to keep the toy safe and in full working order – warm soapy water should do the trick. Don’t take too long, wash it up before the firs use them and keep the pussy clean after playing with it.

Conclusion

What else can I say? You can get Sasha Grey’s pussy that’s always available for twenty dollars. Do you still want to sit on your hand until it gets numb for a newer experience?