There is no doubt that technologies used in the creation of modern masturbators continue to improve and developers never cease to surprise us with their innovations. Those who enjoy realistic masturbations now have an opportunity to choose a toy that is as close to the real deal as it gets. I have been looking at all types of masturbator dolls online and decided that it’s finally time to order one for myself and see how much I will enjoy it. Fuck Me Silly is the masturbator that I will review today, so if you’re curious to find out more information about this intriguing sex toy, continue reading.


My First Impression

When I first saw reviews of this toy online, especially when it was shown in a video, my first reaction was just – wow, I need one of these for myself! After some consideration, the curiosity was too much and I gave in.

So, the first thing that should be mentioned is the packaging. It comes in a regular box with some sexy pictures on it, but taking it out of the packaging can be a little bit of a struggle. The toy itself sits securely in styrofoam, and the best way to take it out is to cut the box in some places. But, you need to be very careful so that you don’t cut through the box and right into the actual toy.

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Besides the Pipedream extreme masturbator, you will also find the Refresh toy cleaner, the so-called Revive powder, and some lube samples. It’s always nice when the companies put additional products along with the sex toys, as they will not only make your experience more pleasant but also give you an opportunity to try something new that you may not have bought otherwise. The products that you get will last you for several uses and then you can either buy them again or use your favorite options as it doesn’t make much of a difference.

Now, let’s move on to the fun part, the actual masturbator. The moment I saw this doll I just couldn’t wait to test it out, as the way it looks and feels is absolutely incredible. The ass is perfectly round and smooth and it jiggles when you slap it just like it would if it was a real woman. The sex toy has the vagina hole and ass hole and both of them feel quite tight. I have to say that the asshole could have been slightly tighter but I think it’s still great. I squeezed and stretched the toy in different ways and it retains its shape and is extremely life-like.


The masturbator weighs about 20 lb, which sounds like a lot but it’s really not as you don’t need to hold it. Its weight is what gives it the steadiness and realistic feel but you should be prepared that it’s not light. Also, I would definitely recommend getting a box and finding an appropriate storage space for this masturbator before it arrives, as it may be quite difficult to hide it depending on where you live. I personally store mine in a neutral box in the wardrobe, which works just fine.

Fuck Me Silly Masturbator in Use

I have never been more excited to try a sex toy in my life and it says something as I have tested quite a lot of them. Fuck Me Silly doll looks so arousing by itself that I just couldn’t wait to get my penis inside it. It definitely didn’t take me a while to get an erection as it feels so amazing. I pounded the toy quite roughly and I really enjoyed the way it wiggled from my movements, which is something you can’t get with fleshlights. I love that I don’t need to hold anything in my hands and can simply relax and enjoy the sensation of tightness around my penis and softness and smoothness of the Fuck Me Silly ass. The holes feel nice and tight similar to how it feels to have sex with a young woman. I really enjoyed having both vagina and asshole as I could alternate between them whenever I felt like it and use my fingers for even more fun. Compared to the fleshlight, the toy doesn’t offer the suction but it works just fine as it is a completely different experience.


I noticed that the toy can definitely take some intense use and rough pounding so you don’t need to be too careful with it. Using any type of a water-based lubricant is something I would recommend to anyone as it makes the sensations even more exquisite. Overall, my experience using this masturbator was absolutely incredible and I don’t regret this purchase.

Who can use this toy?

Absolutely anyone who loves the female form can use the Fuck Me Silly masturbator. If you have a penis, you are more than likely to enjoy this amazing sex toy regardless of whether you used similar masturbators before or not. One thing that you should think about before buying a toy of this type is where you are going to store it if you want to be discreet, as it’s significantly bigger than a standard fleshlight. If you are bored of using your hand or generic tube masturbator and you want something more realistic and exciting, this may be just the toy for you.

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Cleaning and Maintenance

Maintenance may seem like a boring topic, but it’s essential to take a good care of your toy is you want it to last you as long as possible, especially when it’s on the more expensive side like the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator.

As it was mentioned previously, the toy comes with both the cleaner and special powder for maintaining its surface in the top-notch condition. Once you run out of the cleaner offered by the company, you can either purchase another cleaner designed specifically for cleaning sex toys or simply wash it using some mild soap. When looking at the masturbator, you will notice that besides the pussy and asshole there is also a little hole on the other side of the doll. It is basically an air pressure hole that lets the air out of the toy when you pound it so that it remains its shape and doesn’t bloat on the inside. It is essential that you keep this air pressure hole away from lube and water so make sure that you are extra careful when washing your sex doll.

Besides cleaning, what you should also do to ensure that your toy lasts you a long time is using the Revive powder that comes in a packaging. The purpose of the powder is to bring the surface of the toy to the way it was when you first bought it. Once you use and wash your masturbator several times, it will be slightly tacky to the touch. In this case, applying the powder will seal the surface so that it’s as good as new. When you run out of the Revive powder you can repurchase it or, if you want to save some money, you can simply use the corn starch for the same effect.

Another thing that you should be aware of is that you have to use only water-based lubricant on this masturbator. The silicone-based options will damage the surface of the Fuck Me Silly sex toy, which is definitely not something that you want to happen.


  • Extremely realistic and sex design imitating female body
  • Durable and steady
  • Smooth material that is perfect for mimicking skin
  • Comes with toy cleaner, maintenance powder, and lube
  • Quite easy to take care of and clean


  • It is more expensive compared to fleshlights and similar masturbators
  • It is not really portable because of its weight and size

Fuck Me Silly Masturbator Summary

Testing the toy and writing Fuck Me Silly review was an absolute joy, there is no doubt about that. The masturbator provides a unique experience, especially to those who have never tried toys that imitate the female body so well. It’s definitely an investment when it comes to the price but it is quite durable so it will serve you a long time without any problems if you clean it properly and use water-based lube. In my experience, it is one of the best masturbators available thanks to the combination of the realistic design and high-quality material. If you are bored and you want to spice up your masturbation experience but don’t know how you should definitely look into buying this doll.