Sometimes you simply need sexual satisfaction on command:

No strings attached, no mothers-in-law, just pleasure, enjoyment, and relaxation.

Fleshlight Blade is another remarkable pleasure machine made to fulfill your inner beast, unleash your balls, and offer you some well-deserved relaxing time on demand.

In this review, I’m about to inform you what distinguishes Fleshlight Blade from other Fleshlight sex toys and some things that I don’t like about it.

Fleshlight Blade includes a beautiful-looking orifice but a foolish-looking case


You may already know I’ve personally reviewed and tried many Fleshlights and while they are great pleasure tools, the thing I found disappointing is that the Fleshlight case is hard, man…

Yeah, it’s true that you can regulate the suction from the underside cup, nevertheless, when you’re there, thrusting, stroking, enjoying, watching seriously, you honestly don’t feel like stopping and changing the suction.

Your animal instinct seems more like….. hmmm like… squeezing it. Like squeezing that male masturbator around your penis!


That’s what Fleshlight Blade is all about. Squeeze it, feel it on your penis, feel the feeling and regulate the tightness utilizing the same hand you’re stroking with.

Using this perspective in reality Fleshlight Blade is the most efficient Fleshlight around.

Great? Here’s What I Don’t Like About Fleshlight Blade

Fleshlight Blade looks ridiculous.


It may even feel excellent and tight… but Fleshlight Blade is ugly. What’s that Conan thing allowed to be?

Arrive at the Fleshlight Blade’s page and have fun watching the pictures and videos they chose to advertise it (there are additionally several cute clips to watch).

I realize they thought a hilt-shaped case was the easiest way to integrate the squeezability in style, but I believe it could have been done better.

Fleshlight Blade’s Powerful Feeling

If you own several Fleshlights already, imagine how it will be when you’re there stroking and thrusting… Imagine how it will be to squeeze this warm, moist, and incredibly textured sleeve on your penis when you stroke it up and down… I bet you’d log off very quickly.

If you have never tried a Fleshlight before and are wondering how Fleshlight Blade would feel, then imagine a hot, soft, sucking and massaging sensation from the top of your penis to the bottom… a sensation you can regulate by squeezing the toy, Fleshlight Blade’s inner sleeve.


One More “Nice” Thing

There’s something else about Fleshlight Blade that I prefer, and this is the oval shaped orifice which resembles a vagina much greater than a classic round-faced Fleshlight does. Don’t feel guilty if you feel compelled to lick those sexy labia, it’s normal.

Let’s say you’re telling yourself:

“You know what, my friend? I’m gonna give this sucker a try!”

You have four main options when buying Fleshlight Blade:

Blade: For the Budget Buyer

If you’re on a budget or feel stingy today, just buy Fleshlight Blade since it has no frills or rolls at the price of $44.96*. Sure, you won’t get any lube, and you’ll still need to purchase some lube somewhere to be able to utilize this male masturbator… However, if the drug store nearby has lower prices than these, you can always obtain it locally.

Warrior’s Blade: If You Like to Fantasize

If you’ve got an active imagination and enjoy the juicy breasts of the lady on the cover, then get Fleshlight Blade with the Hustler version of Conan. The purchase price is $59.93* and here’s the trailer if you’re curious (like, I’m sure you’re – nobody has ever missed clicking this).

Blade Nobility Pack: Lube Included

I believe this is the better option, coming in at $54.68*.

Nowadays if you wish to watch a video, you will find plenty of them online for free. I don’t see the necessity to choose the Conan one. Concerning the lube, Fleshlube is ideal for Fleshlight masturbators. I’ve tried many different lubes with my Fleshlights, and nobody beats Fleshlube.


Blade Warrior’s Survival Pack: If You Got Cash

Is money not a problem? Just want the most efficient and only the most useful? Fine, here is the fourth option: Fleshlight Blade + Movie + Lube + More. We’re not talking thousands here, at this time the whole package costs $81.23* and provides you with all that’s necessary to savor your Fleshlight Blade at its fullest.

Weird to see, awesome to feel. Fleshlight Blade is the only real squeezable Fleshlight available, and definitely a necessity to try.